February 2012
Just sent a message for my best friend, to my...
Under normal circumstances that would be OK, except the message said ‘I NEED TO HAVE SEX’ …
I miss companionable nakedness. Not with your friends (though that can be enjoyable too) but with that person. That person whose outline you have traced so many times that you could draw it perfectly from memory. Whose skin feels so natural underneath your fingers. Who looks at your naked body and for once, instead of feeling fat or ugly, or imperfect, or not good enough you feel content -...
Just got in trouble for listening to Backstreet...
My mother said usually she wouldn’t mind, but it was stressing out the dog.
Apparently the Backstreet Boys have some bizarre negative effect on my dog’s peace of mind.
”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at their most...
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Last night ...
My friend Dave had a house party down in Wongawilli. We all got highly intoxicated (vodka was our weapon of choice) and made some silly decisions.
Hands down, the best decision of the night was to roll down the hill outside his house. None of us had actually scouted the area before it got dark and had no idea what lay at the bottom. After a lot of laughing, general sillyness and my finding of an...
In another life I would make you stay
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had...”
– Hugo Schwyzer | forlovers
yes yes yes - stop all this ‘real women’ bullshit!
I have a sunburnt bum. And it's as painful as you...
Just spent an hour drinking tea and reading in the...
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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nerdbynature asked you:
I can’t decide between 1, 5 & 9!
deathorthetoypiano asked you:
Good morning. How would you answer questions 1, 6 and 7? XX
theresavoidinmypolaroid asked you:
6, 7 and 9!
You are all excellent human beings! Let us begin this magical journey into the recesses of my mind. 1. I would definitely choose to possess these wings. Winged animals all seem to ...
Questions that generally don't suck as much as...
1: If you could possess wings large enough to enable flight (we're talking probably 3-4 times the size of the rest of your body), would you want them? If so, what one existing creature in the animal kingdom would you want your wings modelled after?
2: What do your religious/spiritual/scientific views have to say about your ontological situation?
3: If you could die now and be reborn as another human being, where would you want to be born, what gender would you want to be, and what would you like your socio-economic situation be?
4: Exactly 12 hours from now you are going to explode with the force of a nuclear weapon. What do you do in the meantime?
5: What are your ideal political views? (imagine you could start a new society on a new planet with realistic but bountiful resources)
6: How would you commit suicide if you decided to?
7: Would you rather die by being trapped under ice in a lake or river, or trapped in a burning room?
8: If you could play God for a day, would you? What would you do?
9: This one's a classic: you're standing in a subway tunnel. Ahead, the tracks split. A train is headed down the left-hand path upon which are standing 5 strangers. A lever in front of you would divert the train onto the right-hand path where 1 stranger is standing. There is no time to warn anyone verbally or otherwise. You have only seconds to act. Do you divert the train? (pay close attention to the difference between passivity and activity here)
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Things I Am Going to Do Tonight:
Run a bath, make a pot of tea, find my Eldest book and sit and read and drink tea in the bath until my skin gets all wrinkly.
Plan.
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“I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald | This Side Of Paradise | michannette
This is ridiculous. Both times I tried to play...
Not cool.
